I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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