YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
