All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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