Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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