How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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