Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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