i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Randomize
