Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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