Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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