yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
NoShamevember. You game?
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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