ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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