I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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