No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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