I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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