Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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