Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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