Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
My friends, they love my intelligence
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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