I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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