i just wanna soil my oats bro
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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