Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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