Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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