do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Bang-toberfest begins!!
NoShamevember. You game?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
