what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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