I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can't special order awesome
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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