People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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