I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
