It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So much rum. So many feels.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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