His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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