Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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