I faked an abortion last night.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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