dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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