Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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