i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Sacagawea was the original milf.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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