I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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