If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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