About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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