Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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