Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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