i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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