How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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