How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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