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(302): View more from Delaware

Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house

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(903): View more from Texas

I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer

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... I'm KD

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's

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SMART GIRL

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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.

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(620): View more from Kansas

If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.

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