id be glad to
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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