who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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