am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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