Kiss
Puke
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize