quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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