May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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