But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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