Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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