I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My cat gives me a boner
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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