did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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