Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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