I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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