You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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